The Mitt Romney Dumplings

Tonks solemnly swears that she will update the blog this week. That was last week. In my defense, I had finals last week and it wasn’t in Concealment and Disguise (#MetamorphicWin); thus, studying was required – you wouldn’t want me to fail my Auror exams, now would you?

Unfortunately, the blog was neglected; maybe it is time to invest in the Quick-Quotes Quills, so now it’s time to give The Kitchen of Requirement some “good loving”.

Without further ado, The Kitchen of Requirement is once again open for business and I humbly present to you my recipe for Mitt Romney Dumplings.

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5 Minute Chocolate Sauce

Have you ever reached the point when you’ve done so much homework that you want a chocolate fix so badly but at the same time you are too lazy to drive to the closest McDonalds to buy an ice cream sundae?  I have.
One night during a homework rush, all I had to satisfy my sweet tooth was bread and butter pecan ice cream with no chocolate sauce.
Thus, I humbly present to you a 5 minute post for a 5 minute chocolate sauce.

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Hidden Salmon Crouching Rice

The title of the post is brought to you by Minerva: a leader in training young padawans in the ways of the geek. And I just found out that my laptop spell check does not support Jedi terminologies. Shame on it.
Now, back to your regular programming.
As you know by now, during these past two weeks we have been slowly but surely trudging our way through huge quantities of salmon and tilapia. I swear I have little ghosts of fishes swimming out of my ears by now – and that’s not a good thing. I would love to insert a cartoon of someone pulling a fish out of his/her ear but clearly Google couldn’t find it. Hence it doesn’t exist in the world.
Jokes aside, the creation of the Hidden Salmon Crouching Rice was a result of an atrocious day. Not even a bad day, but an atrociously day to the point I found a bitter Sith happiness that the weather matched my stormy mood (for future references, the Dark Side does have cookies). On the way home from work at St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, I just wanted something quick, comforting like fried rice, and anything that hid the fishy smell/taste/site/essence/existence of salmon that I had to cook. Thus, if you want to have a stronger salmon flavor feel free to use more salmon.
Thus, I humbly present to you my recipe for Hidden Salmon Crouching Rice.

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Little Italy in Thailand

So, there are two stories that relates to this recipe – I promise you it will only take two bullet points, and less time it took Ted Mosby to tell his kids how he met their mother or the number of women he slept with before he met their mother (honestly, if you didn’t get the reference, go seclude yourself under a rock and watch all seven seasons of the appropriately named show, How I Met Your Mother).

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Bread Pudding with Vanilla Sauce

It was 10 o’clock at night and I had to listen to my tummy, the block of hardened Ciabatta lying on top of my toaster, and my homework sitting pathetically on the living room floor. Thus, I decided as a responsible college student enrolled in summer school, it was completely logical to not suppress the urge to make bread pudding with vanilla sauce.

I mean, you can’t work on a disgruntle stomach – right? Tell me otherwise. I dare you.
Without further ado, I humbly present my first entry onto The Kitchen of Requirement!

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